Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Paris airport.
“Nationality?” asks the immigration officer.
“German,” she replies.
“No, just here for a few days.”
I have to submit a portfolio of writing samples along with my application to some of these job openings.
The only writings that I have that got As on them in school are either about the Third Reich or the Soviet Union.
I hope whoever reads this shit has fun.
i’m out of candy
the fuck is this shit
The Deadliest Catch was fantastic tonight